I Have A Wedgie Fetish
I loved wedgies all throughout middle school and high school, but I could never let anyone besides the select few in my family know or else my reputation would’ve been ruined. I used to keep a couple pairs of underwear in a bag in my locker just in case I was feeling a little frisky and wanted to secretly give myself a wedgie in school, which I did more often as I progressed in school. In both middle and high school, I used to give myself wedgies in the band closets, behind the stages in the auditoriums and the bathrooms after hours. My favorite time in high school was when I closed myself in the band closet after school and gave myself a naked hanging wedgie in my tighty whities, I hung there for about 10 minutes before members of the marching band came into the band room for their practice, which I didn’t know about. I would’ve made too much noise if I got down so I had to hang there in a tight wedgie for almost 2 hours and pray that my underwear didn’t rip and nobody would find me. Luckily they were stretchy enough that they didn’t, so I got to enjoy the wedgie and the thrill of someone almost catching you; it did start to hurt towards the end. I was able to get down and escape while they were on a dinner break.
Through all of the close calls like that I only ever got caught once and it was by a janitor on the last day of school before my graduation (figures right?). I stayed late at school specifically to do one more wedgie. I went into the locker room and gave myself a hanging wedgie off of the shower heads and he walked in with all his cleaning equipment and just stared in awe. I was just starting to take my shirt off when he caught me so I wasn’t completely naked yet, thank god, but he still saw me hanging in my tighty whities. I had to bribe him not to tell the principal or anybody, so that wedgie cost me $40. It was embarrassing but kind of exhilarating bc I secretly love when other people see me get wedgies, I just don’t want it to be public. The only thing better than giving myself wedgies would’ve been if I found a person to give me wedgies in school, but I couldn’t risk exposing my secret. I never got my sister to give me wedgies inside the school, but I’m looking for an excuse to be able to get back in and try it.
Through all of the close calls like that I only ever got caught once and it was by a janitor on the last day of school before my graduation (figures right?). I stayed late at school specifically to do one more wedgie. I went into the locker room and gave myself a hanging wedgie off of the shower heads and he walked in with all his cleaning equipment and just stared in awe. I was just starting to take my shirt off when he caught me so I wasn’t completely naked yet, thank god, but he still saw me hanging in my tighty whities. I had to bribe him not to tell the principal or anybody, so that wedgie cost me $40. It was embarrassing but kind of exhilarating bc I secretly love when other people see me get wedgies, I just don’t want it to be public. The only thing better than giving myself wedgies would’ve been if I found a person to give me wedgies in school, but I couldn’t risk exposing my secret. I never got my sister to give me wedgies inside the school, but I’m looking for an excuse to be able to get back in and try it.
