I Strip Poker
Hooray a strip poker story! This happened in college, we were in the basement of my friend's parents house who lived off campus. It was storming and we had lost power. We just had a couple of flashlights. It was me, another girl and 2 guys. We all know the deal with strip poker. There's at LEAST 2 people in the group who are into each other, but they're awkward about it and strip poker is a way to break the ice. In this scenario, my friend, let's call her Brittany, was into one of the guys, lets call him Jim. I had a boyfriend at the time, but I also fancy myself something of a card player, so I wasn't too worried.
To this day, I believe Jim had no interest in Brittany, and colluded with his friend so that I'd lose fast. Well that's exactly what happened. I lost hand after hand after hand. Before long I was totally naked and everyone else was almost still fully dressed. Let me tell you, as easy as it is to know when a guy is staring at you, its 1000 times more obvious when they have to shine a flashlight at you while they do it.
We were playing that if you won you could decide whether to take clothes back for yourself, or have the loser take one off. So the game wasn't instantly over.
I lost another hand and we all looked around confused. We hadn't even thought of this scenario...what the hell do you do when you have no more clothes to lose. Tony advocated for groping me, which I said no to because of the boyfriend. Jim said I should have to spread my legs wide for the next hand. I didn't love that either...Brittany chimed in...what if she just bounces them for you guys? After much discussion, we came up with the silliest, most college thing ever.
I got to put my underwear back on, but I had to put my phone on vibrate and keep it pressed tightly between my legs. Tony and Jim then called my phone repeatedly. The thought was that they got to stimulate me a little bit, without actually touching me...I could feel the whole thing kinda escalating... so we stopped playing shortly after that, but it was still kinda fun. Oh college...
To this day, I believe Jim had no interest in Brittany, and colluded with his friend so that I'd lose fast. Well that's exactly what happened. I lost hand after hand after hand. Before long I was totally naked and everyone else was almost still fully dressed. Let me tell you, as easy as it is to know when a guy is staring at you, its 1000 times more obvious when they have to shine a flashlight at you while they do it.
We were playing that if you won you could decide whether to take clothes back for yourself, or have the loser take one off. So the game wasn't instantly over.
I lost another hand and we all looked around confused. We hadn't even thought of this scenario...what the hell do you do when you have no more clothes to lose. Tony advocated for groping me, which I said no to because of the boyfriend. Jim said I should have to spread my legs wide for the next hand. I didn't love that either...Brittany chimed in...what if she just bounces them for you guys? After much discussion, we came up with the silliest, most college thing ever.
I got to put my underwear back on, but I had to put my phone on vibrate and keep it pressed tightly between my legs. Tony and Jim then called my phone repeatedly. The thought was that they got to stimulate me a little bit, without actually touching me...I could feel the whole thing kinda escalating... so we stopped playing shortly after that, but it was still kinda fun. Oh college...
