Loaded and unloaded 55 bags of soil today

Spread it out and packed it down.
Then did two hours of exercise.

So, why can’t I sleep? 😵‍💫

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Who'd you bury?

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User 😬🤫🤐

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine I won't tell

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User the last one who did ended up…well, now you know 😵

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine 6ft under 🤭

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User and pushing daisies 🪻
And swimming with the fishes 🐠

(Like my old timey gangster talk?)

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine crime family shit

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User yeah, it’s always “one last job”
And then I find myself buying 55 bags of soil and complaining about it on social media

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine are you a landscaper?

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User depends.
Are you a cop?

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine I can't tell you that

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User then you’re not a cop, because if you were, and I asked you, you would have to tell me.
No, I’m not a landscaper.
But I’ve done landscaping, if that makes sense

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine I could be undercover, a sting operation

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User that would explain the trench coat.
Or maybe not

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine or I'm just a flasher

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User not “just a flasher”
You’re a real siren 🚨

SW-User

@Ghostinthemachine good one lol

Ghostinthemachine · M

@SW-User I have my moments.
They may be few and far between, but I have them 😌