Have you ever got paddled ?

Yup. As needed with an old school style wooden paddle. Hate those words " because you____ its gonna get you a paddling. Go get it and bring it to me so we can go to the woodshed. Pants down and bend over " .

Yes. Several times.

In a much less comfortable position as compared to the gif

I wish I did

That is going to be sore for a long time

Yes I have the wooden paddle and leather .

I had it a few times but never used it on my 4 kids

That is pretty much his favorite implement.

sadly no