Older women are too high standard for me

Younger women are too immature for me, I hate man ass and am really in a pickle. Not that pickle either. Maybe my pickle is in a pickle. But not everything tickles my pickle. I don't like man bodies and am not attracted to them. I'm only attracted to women, at least today. I feel pretty straight right now. Yesterday I was pansexual and I'm unsure what I'll be tomorrow, and I forgot what I was the day before yesterday. I might have been auto. After all I do have the sweetest ass my ex's have ever seen mhm. Whoever told you that sexual desires go away as you get older is going to hell. Wait a minute, actually, well no they do not. Maybe to an extent- and not that kind of extension either. I'm fine most days. But once or twice a week I get horny and insist on CUMMING! RAWGH! Well I mean not quite that bad but enough to grab a pickle out of the jar. It sucks to ever have it happen because I happen to have happen to have happen to have, to have happen to have an even stronger desire to rid of the urge-forever. I hate it. It is a burden to me. I wonder if castration would actually work. Is there any kind of shut off button for the me so horny me love you long time moments? Maybe if my prostate was cut out along with my balls and the sensitive part of my pickle removed, if it would forever be gone? Yes the parts would be gone yeah but I mean the urges. And why does my sweet ass have to look so cute and smooth . I didn't ask for this setup ok? Maybe there's a way to remove my ass too like with surgery or something, Or maybe a pill that would cause it to rot, turn green and fall off? That would be cool wouldn't it Beavis? Uhhhuhuh, huhuhubu, uhh huhu yeah yeah! Cool! Rrrrrot! Wait, that wouldn't be enough. My legs would have to be removed too. Sometimes they're so smooth that (SMMMACK!!!) OUW, WTH did I do that for! Oh that's right- NEVERMIND (STERN LOOK). But to be serious here, I don't want the urge. I feel like a pervert when I get it. You get me? Really? Touch me, feel me, (record scratch) uggghhrr? Wait a minute, oh yeah where was I......The only way it goes away is when it is released. Otherwise it doesn't go away. Maybe I can discipline it with a baseball bat. Punish and torture it and wrap duct tape around it no that wouldn't work hmm lemme see here....