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I was home alone one blisteringly hot July day. I was naked. The south side of my house is mostly glass and faces the top of the driveway. Up pulled two Jehovahs Witnesses with their pamphlets. I had no time to retreat for cover so I stood in my kitchen in plain view as they approached.
As one, they looked up at me in all my glory as their god made me and I smiled and waved. I’m proud to say the woman gave me a thrice-over but the guy just dumped a few pamphlets onto a deck chair and they left. They have not been back.
As one, they looked up at me in all my glory as their god made me and I smiled and waved. I’m proud to say the woman gave me a thrice-over but the guy just dumped a few pamphlets onto a deck chair and they left. They have not been back.
