I don’t know how to make cookies

My son didn’t say goodnight to me and he doesn’t even like turtles anymore.

Sucking dick to raise money for my cookieless son, I need my sweet boy back

$5 and i’ll call your dick small

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AuRevoir · 36-40, M

*hands u $20*

sharpie · 22-25, F

@AuRevoir thanks dad :(

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@sharpie Be sure to yell at it when you talk shit so that it feels really authentic..

sharpie · 22-25, F

@AuRevoir I will ):

BacarySagnasleftankle

$5 and i’ll call your dick small

A bargain. What lies can I get you to tell for $6?

sharpie · 22-25, F

@BacarySagnasleftankle I’ll call your dick big

BacarySagnasleftankle

@sharpie okay, will you call it small again for 7 tho?

sharpie · 22-25, F

@BacarySagnasleftankle deal

agetheweebeast · 41-45, M

Here's 100, really let me have it! Please Mistress

sharpie · 22-25, F

@agetheweebeast send it to my paypal 😮‍💨

agetheweebeast · 41-45, M

@sharpie I would, but I had to send send all my online balance to a Nigerian Princess via cashapp so she could process a tax problem with her business. I'm getting back the money soon, with a bit extra for my trouble so I will send you 200 then ok

Saintweezer · 36-40, M

50 dollars buys what ?

sharpie · 22-25, F

@Saintweezer maybe send it and find out 🙈

Saintweezer · 36-40, M

@sharpie

SW-User

Behave yourself. Go bed.

sharpie · 22-25, F

@SW-User you go to bed

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