You know you're horny when..

you're making a salad and decide not to slice the cucumber

Laid down for a short nap and woke up with a hard on!!
I know what you’re talking about 😉

When I wake up in the morning I put my two feet on the floor I take a breath I eat I turn around and walk it's pretty much a Non-Stop thing

well i'd fail miserably cus they all look like vaginas to me [image deleted]

My brain has been fixated on dick lately too 🤔

lol, yeah. You need to go find one

Go get some.

I always fail those too
How was I supposed to know it was supposed to be a starfish🤷🏻‍♂️

When I check SW every 5 minutes to see if I have any new DMs

Have you been receiving a lot of Amazon packages?

As a guy that would really worry me...

I'm thinking Butterfly 🤷‍♂️

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