Watch for me on the Interweb…

The guy standing next to me in the men’s room was diligently working his phone with one hand while employing the other one in the way one does at a urinal. I hope he was just multitasking with his emails and not creating video clips.

Give it a rest, dude. If I’m your client or family member I don’t want you emailing me with you dick in your hand under any circumstances.

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michaela2001 · 70-79

I remember a time, at a motorway service station, a guy walking in front of me, full on conversation with someone on his old 1980s brick phone. We both walked into the gents toilets. He did everything one handed, unzip, drag it out, pee, put it back neatly and zip up, all while still talking on the phone. I left the gents room after him, and he was still talking when he got back in his car! It wouldn't surprise me if he drove off while still talking.