Are you aroused by genitals *very* badly photoshopped onto pictures that look like they were taken 30+ years ago?

@SW-User she's very judgemental

@deadgerbil hey that's my wife you're talking about






And yeah she's way too judgemental

@SW-User may I suggest couples therapy

@SW-User you only remember we’re married when it’s convenient for you

@itsok you need a man like myself, except I'm married to skeet

@deadgerbil wait, you’re a man???? I need to send my condolences to skeet

@itsok you saw my phallus already, this shouldn't come as a shocker

https://similarworlds.com/nsfw/4812652-My-mushroom-head-Will-delete

@deadgerbil I thought you were just a very tall woman with abnormally veiny hands and a love for minuscule mushrooms 😐

@itsok

@itsok why do you have to break my heart like this? 😭💔

@SW-User Me?

@SW-User @itsok I'm sure y'all can reconcile, just give it time

@itsok HOW CAN YOU USE MY WORDS AGAINST ME LIKE THIS? 😭💔