Another shopping story
It was late 2022, I was visiting the great country and where I used to live, Canada. It was cold and snowing when I went to a local grocery store.
It was one of the first things I did that day, there is buttcrack involved. So let's start with the beginning after I woke up. I was in a white tank top and red soft pyjama pants. As always I wear them low so a good portion of my underwear is visible. I made myself breakfast and ate it. After that my brother, yes I do have a brother, came home. He joked about my pyjamas being that low.
After that, I brushed my teeth and took a shower. I've been there before so I knew it would be warm. So I planned my outfit based on that. I had on a white shirt, black low-rise jeans that are supposed to sit on my hips but I wear them lower than that, and a blue jacket. I decided to be a bit daring that day and pulled my pants down so 2 inches would be out if my jacket wasn't covering anything.
After I entered the store I took my jacket off and put it in the cart. By then 4 inches of my buttcrack was in view. During that, a few people walked into the store and saw it. There were some items in front of me so I crouched down for a while "looking" at them. I didn't want anything but I thought it would be funny if that would be the first thing people saw entering it. I noticed a man taking a picture. A middle-aged woman seconds after walked up to me, "pull up your pants please," she said. I played dumb asking her "Why?" She shook her head "Everyone can see your butt crack."
I acted surprised, covered my mouth, and apologized. Thanks to my acting skills she believed it. She said "Consider abandoning your low riders. They look very stupid and unfortunately, you youngsters are trying to bring it back. I remember back when they were the only thing young ladies could buy. Everyone looked like idiots." She then walked away.
I think she's not a good person and wouldn't want to be friends with her. I sat up and pulled up my pants but left an inch out. I got most of what was on the list without anything eventful occurring. My jeans slowly were coming down. I went to get some pop or soda whatever you want to call it.
I crouched to the bottom shelf to get what I wanted. By then most of my butt crack was showing very little left to show. There were a few people in the aisle. A couple was walking by and I heard the man say to the woman "Santa needs to buy her fitting pants." An employee entered the aisle just as I sat up. I pulled up my pants afterward. It's a silly word but his facial expression only can be said as flabbergasted.
It was one of the first things I did that day, there is buttcrack involved. So let's start with the beginning after I woke up. I was in a white tank top and red soft pyjama pants. As always I wear them low so a good portion of my underwear is visible. I made myself breakfast and ate it. After that my brother, yes I do have a brother, came home. He joked about my pyjamas being that low.
After that, I brushed my teeth and took a shower. I've been there before so I knew it would be warm. So I planned my outfit based on that. I had on a white shirt, black low-rise jeans that are supposed to sit on my hips but I wear them lower than that, and a blue jacket. I decided to be a bit daring that day and pulled my pants down so 2 inches would be out if my jacket wasn't covering anything.
After I entered the store I took my jacket off and put it in the cart. By then 4 inches of my buttcrack was in view. During that, a few people walked into the store and saw it. There were some items in front of me so I crouched down for a while "looking" at them. I didn't want anything but I thought it would be funny if that would be the first thing people saw entering it. I noticed a man taking a picture. A middle-aged woman seconds after walked up to me, "pull up your pants please," she said. I played dumb asking her "Why?" She shook her head "Everyone can see your butt crack."
I acted surprised, covered my mouth, and apologized. Thanks to my acting skills she believed it. She said "Consider abandoning your low riders. They look very stupid and unfortunately, you youngsters are trying to bring it back. I remember back when they were the only thing young ladies could buy. Everyone looked like idiots." She then walked away.
I think she's not a good person and wouldn't want to be friends with her. I sat up and pulled up my pants but left an inch out. I got most of what was on the list without anything eventful occurring. My jeans slowly were coming down. I went to get some pop or soda whatever you want to call it.
I crouched to the bottom shelf to get what I wanted. By then most of my butt crack was showing very little left to show. There were a few people in the aisle. A couple was walking by and I heard the man say to the woman "Santa needs to buy her fitting pants." An employee entered the aisle just as I sat up. I pulled up my pants afterward. It's a silly word but his facial expression only can be said as flabbergasted.
