What would u do

Kick you in the dick so hard your sperm comes out your nostrils and ears
Then take a shit and flush your face in it

If my young daughter walked in there and saw your perv show, you would see my Glock. My husband (if he was there too) would beat you to a pulp; then you would meet the nice policeman, be arrested for public indecency with a minor, have a restraining order placed on you, and be a registered sex offender. Keep it in your pants, or move to California.

Pepper spray you.

Take some photos and blackmail you.

Tazer probably.

You wouldn’t have anything to put your hands on anymore.

I did that at work once,no one around but it was fun jeking off into the womens toilet.I flushed afterwards i didnt want to leave a little raft of spunk in the water.Might be suspicious in the womens room...

Yes officer, that's him right there. He said he was lurking in the ladies room hoping to accost an innocent person in service of his sick perversions.

I would rather have just enjoyed the actual wanking off in the ladies room and getting away quickly.

Ask your mum to take you back to the swings.

Awesome

Get a life

Call the police?

Laugh and get out