Someone please talk dirty to me like a baby. Dirty baby talk to me because I'm masturbating right now and I'm hung as a horse!

I'm the biggest masturbator ever and I'm literally more hung than a horse. And I'm masturbating naked in a public women's bathroom. At risk of getting caught. I'm hearing the song "Baby Got Back" playing to make me hornier. Someone talk dirty to me like a baby right now. Call me dick a "Wee Wee" or "Tally Whacker" or say "Up and Down" over and over to tease me. I want someone to do dirty baby talk to me right now ( don't worry, I'm over the age of 21 )