Our landline telephone rang....
...I answered, a mans voice on the other end said "Hi there, is that the husband of the hottest hotwife in ASDA?!"
"ERRR...yes, I suppose you could say that...who is this please?"
"This is the guy with the biggest dick in ASDA! Can I speak to the sexy lady please?"
"Do you have a name...?
"Listen mate, just tell her its the guy with the biggest and best and hardest dick in all of ASDA and she will know who it is! And make it snappy pal, I wanna arrange a date with her and I am pushed for time right now.....!"
I shouted to my wife Lynda that the guy with the 'biggest and best and hardest dick in ASDA' wanted to speak to her and she came to the phone giggling. "Haha, that will be Bob I guess" she said. "How do you know his is the biggest, the best and the hardest just as a matter of interest?" I asked as I passed her the phone, "have you tried them all?"
Lynda took hold of the phone and with a broad smile and a wink she said "no, not all of them.....yet!!"
"ERRR...yes, I suppose you could say that...who is this please?"
"This is the guy with the biggest dick in ASDA! Can I speak to the sexy lady please?"
"Do you have a name...?
"Listen mate, just tell her its the guy with the biggest and best and hardest dick in all of ASDA and she will know who it is! And make it snappy pal, I wanna arrange a date with her and I am pushed for time right now.....!"
I shouted to my wife Lynda that the guy with the 'biggest and best and hardest dick in ASDA' wanted to speak to her and she came to the phone giggling. "Haha, that will be Bob I guess" she said. "How do you know his is the biggest, the best and the hardest just as a matter of interest?" I asked as I passed her the phone, "have you tried them all?"
Lynda took hold of the phone and with a broad smile and a wink she said "no, not all of them.....yet!!"
