I Like Girls Who Show Their Buttcrack

Today I went to Costco and I saw this one girl, just sitting down at a table in the "food court". She went over to get a straw and it dropped on the floor. She bent over to get it (and throw it away) and her pants... slipped down a little bit. 😏 Then she got a new one and sat down at the table right in front of me. Her buttcrack was hanging out a lot, and I just stared. She had a 2,3 or 4 year old (how am I supposed to know) and she stuck her finger in her buttcrack, and that caused it to show even more. She knew it was showing, because she was constantly trying to pull her pants up, or tuck her shirt down. It was hilarious because her pants just wouldn't go up. Then she looked behind her to make sure nobody was looking, and looked at me. Then she quickly turned her head back and told her daughter "let's go back to shopping". Then I ran into her again, shopping in the pants aisle. She was wearing jeans, and every time she saw me she looked embarrassed. It was so funny, because she shoplifted pants, but the checkout person noticed, and told her to Change back. Then she dropped the pants and asked me to pick them up, and I said "I have a chiropractor appointment today right after this, my back hurts when I bend over. Sorry." (Not true). Then she's gave her pants a big tug, and bent over to get the pants, and half of her buttcrack was showing. Her daughter said "mommy I see your booty!" Really loud, so everyone looked. Then the adult said "Lucy! Quiet!" And went to the pants isle and put them back. 😂 funniest day ever!!!