Called out at mall for having half my ass exposed!

Went to my local mall and has my favorite jeans on that don’t fit. First I had 3-4 inches out and got some food at the food court. My pants kept sliding down and my goal was to not pull them up the whole time I was there. I know some people saw because I heard snickering and comments. After I was done eating I headed to footlocker to try some new shoes on. I was purposely bending down and half of my ass was out. I had this lady probably early 30’s come to me and tap me on the shoulder and tell me to pull my pants up. I proceeded to only pull my shirt down which didn’t even cover anything! I would call this a successful day!