Have you ever forgotten to wear underwear to work?

@daydeeo

Daydeeo, and not by chance,
Wears no shorts beneath his pants,
Then forgets to zip his fly,
Making ladies shriek "Oh, my !" 😳

@Thinkerbell
Based on a true story....

@Thinkerbell
Daydeeo, with eyes a-dance
One day forgot to zip his pants.
The passersby were all agahh;
Said Daydeo, "Come see, comme ça."

@daydeeo

This story is no idle yarn;
The horse had come from out the barn.
People there grew faint and weak,
Those who could, let out a shriek. 😲

@Thinkerbell

"The barn door's open! The stock is free!
A monstrous sight! Oh, we must flee!"
"But nay, that horse just needs a rider.
I'll do the deed," said Lady Godiva.

@daydeeo

WHAT a sight, so large and hairy,
Monstrous, huge, and oh, so scary!
Makes a pure and simple fairy
Watch her step, and e'er be wary.

@Thinkerbell

Daydeeo said, "Do not fear.
There's naught to be afraid of, dear.
The worst thing that could ever heppen
T'would be assault with a friendly weapon."