When the wife calls in the middle of a session...

"Hey, honey, everything ok?"

When are you coming home?

Honey, i have a few clients i have to take care of first.

You said you wouldn't stay late...

Honey, I know but you know im passionate about my work

Cant someone else do it?

These are my high value clients and ive already been paid in advance they have their time reserved.

*Dial tone

Honey?!? Honey?!?