Hi can't answer your call right now ...your call is important to me

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I farted.

Hello... I'd like to talk to you about your extended car warranty

Beeeeeep

merp

So about the warts and crabs I think it's because you're possessed and you need an exorcism done . Good luck

Hi um er uh call me back whenever or uh yeah talk call soon oh god bye

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