happy mother's day to all my 96 baby mamas

@SkeetSkeet nah I claimed you as my baby momma

@deadgerbil you marked me with your sperms

@SkeetSkeet it was fun giving you a facial

@deadgerbil it smelled like bleach

@SkeetSkeet no need to cut me down like that

@deadgerbil let me hug you with my flaps as an apology

@SkeetSkeet no, I'm too hurt. This will be a sexless relationship from here on out

@deadgerbil we can mate like animals and not make eye contact

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@deadgerbil GOD DEMANDS YOU SPREAD THY SEED

@SkeetSkeet he's letting us know that he marked his territory

@empanadas females need to be marked accordingly

@deadgerbil pissing and busting a nut on them is the only way men can smell the territory has been taken

@empanadas idk about pissing bro. Too far for me