Have you ever banged someone and banged that person's parent?

Right after graduating from high school and just before starting college, I banged a girlfriend's mom. I think the mom was jealous of the daughter and would tease us when I came to pick her up for dates. The mom would also hit on me right in front of everyone. She had a husband who was away in the military so she did what alot of those wild military wives do and would get drunk on weekends - she had a few sailors that she was banging. We actually walked in on her doing one in the living room one night. That is when I got a glimpse of her huge rack.