[NSFW] have you ever answered the door naked? How was the experience? :)

I live in the country. I'm usually naked at home in warm weather. One day I was fixing breakfast, my kitchen wall is almost entirely windows, and a car pulled up my driveway. I looked out to see two Jehovah's Witnesses getting out of their car. I locked eyes with the woman and they turned around and started to leave. She thought better of it, gave me another good look and left some JW literature on my deck, then they left.

Theyve never come back.