The name of my new horror movie script is “No Guts, No Gory.”

It’s about a vampire in WW2 in the hills of Transylvania sucking the blood of Nazis. The local partisans are forced to team up with their ancient enemy, creating moments of delicious tension and begrudging respect.

Tito meets the vampire and they create an uneasy alliance. Soon the vampire becomes Tito’s chief of security. They make for awkward roommates though, as the vampire keeps taking sips of Tito’s cherished homemade Slivovitz.