I Am Into Damsels In Distress Did

.....In stomach distress. I will heal and comfort her throbbing, aching, cramping stomach by spoon cuddling her from behind while laying like that and using my talented fingers, hands and palms to reach around to rub, massage, caress, and probe away the crippling and debilitating pain in her delicate stomach!

My fav method and most effective. This will have to be a house call. Immediate action is needed. On my way...

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