The folk that want to annex Canada and Greenland can't attend the inauguration of their beloved orange god outside because it's too cold

@Vin53 Or maybe it's because Tяump knows he only needs to communicate to the billionaire elite. The riff-raff can now go home and buy goods and services from the billionaires who matter.

@ElwoodBlues Or maybe *tinfoil hat on* because they cheated hard and they don't want the world to see an even lower attendance than 2016 *tinfoil hat off*

@Vin53 Funny how some of MAGA want to invade Canada.

@jackieash Joe Brandon could stand that temp just fine