😀😀😀 Palestinian Man Generously Offers To Take Over and Redevelop Fire-Ravaged, Hellscape of LA’s Malibu District

A resident of Gaza has revealed plans to take over part of southern California, expel its residents and turn it into the ‘Riviera of North America’.

In a speech today, the 32 year-old said he would be doing a great service for the world. “Los Angeles is a soulless, vacuous hell hole. It’s just a big pile of rubble and collagen right now. There’s nothing productive or meaningful happening there at all. It’s certainly not a place for people to be living, and the only reason they want to go back, and I believe this strongly, is because they have no alternative. Where are they going to go, Nevada?” he said.