Rump's plan revealed
He took Venezuela to prove to his slaves that they can do it, they have the skills and tech to make it happen. It is easy to take countries that cannot fight back.
Putin is doing the same in Ukraine, although they were surprised when Ukraine did not fall in the first month or two, and now its been 4 years. Putin wants this to end so he can advance into Europe.
Rump thinks Putin's idea is fantastic and tells him so.
So the two of them sit down and have a secret discussion over a cup of coffee.
Rump: "We are two of the largest super powers on Earth, we have most of the nuclear weapons, we should be the leaders"
Putin: <farts>
Rump: "How about we work together to make that happen? I will stop supplying Ukraine with weapons and relay whatever Peace plan you dictate to them so you maximize your advantage there, meanwhile I have my eyes on Venezuela oil, so in return, you stay away from there."
Putin: <nods>
Rump: "Next up for us is Greenland, so you stay out of that one too, meanwhile we can work to get rid of NATO, which is a concern of yours I know."
Putin: <smiles>
Rump: "So.. we take Venezuela.. maybe Cuba too, just to get our slaves loosened up.. you know, the old once you kill once, killing again is easy, except this time we are killing entire countries, easy. Then we move onto Greenland"
Putin: <folds his hands to listen>
Rump: "Now when we go for Greenland, Europe will be pulled in to defend. It will be a bit of a skirmish but nothing we can't handle. If they hit us too hard we can nuke them, meanwhile, since Europe is now engaged with us, you can sweep in from the East and take over everything, we hit them from both sides."
Putin: <sits up straight, makes a small imperceptible motion with his finger telling his assassin to stand down>
Rump: "Greenland will be ours, and then we move onto Canada, Canada has some defences but nothing to challenge us, we can sweep into their capital and take over in a day or two, no problem.. then Mexico and we go South, meanwhile you have all of Europe, and are free to move into Africa while we take South America"
Putin: <gets a boner>
Rump: "There will be a few deaths, but the world needs a population reduction anyway. MAGA and MSUGA"
Putin: <stands and does a Nazi salute>
Putin is doing the same in Ukraine, although they were surprised when Ukraine did not fall in the first month or two, and now its been 4 years. Putin wants this to end so he can advance into Europe.
Rump thinks Putin's idea is fantastic and tells him so.
So the two of them sit down and have a secret discussion over a cup of coffee.
Rump: "We are two of the largest super powers on Earth, we have most of the nuclear weapons, we should be the leaders"
Putin: <farts>
Rump: "How about we work together to make that happen? I will stop supplying Ukraine with weapons and relay whatever Peace plan you dictate to them so you maximize your advantage there, meanwhile I have my eyes on Venezuela oil, so in return, you stay away from there."
Putin: <nods>
Rump: "Next up for us is Greenland, so you stay out of that one too, meanwhile we can work to get rid of NATO, which is a concern of yours I know."
Putin: <smiles>
Rump: "So.. we take Venezuela.. maybe Cuba too, just to get our slaves loosened up.. you know, the old once you kill once, killing again is easy, except this time we are killing entire countries, easy. Then we move onto Greenland"
Putin: <folds his hands to listen>
Rump: "Now when we go for Greenland, Europe will be pulled in to defend. It will be a bit of a skirmish but nothing we can't handle. If they hit us too hard we can nuke them, meanwhile, since Europe is now engaged with us, you can sweep in from the East and take over everything, we hit them from both sides."
Putin: <sits up straight, makes a small imperceptible motion with his finger telling his assassin to stand down>
Rump: "Greenland will be ours, and then we move onto Canada, Canada has some defences but nothing to challenge us, we can sweep into their capital and take over in a day or two, no problem.. then Mexico and we go South, meanwhile you have all of Europe, and are free to move into Africa while we take South America"
Putin: <gets a boner>
Rump: "There will be a few deaths, but the world needs a population reduction anyway. MAGA and MSUGA"
Putin: <stands and does a Nazi salute>
