To be called a "conspiracy theorist" in these times is an HONOUR. It means you are onto the truth, you've done your research, you've trusted the real experts, and you've seen through the Great Lie.

As for microwaves, they may be dangerous. The essential thing is that they are properly shielded, so as not to let the radiation out. Manufacturers say they are, but how to be sure? Good advice, but a bit impractical, is to stay well away from them while they're operating.