This childrens bible focusing on the important messages... [I Love History]

if you google it, it is actually a real passage.

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Dolimyte · 41-45, M

There's also a story about Jacob convincing an entire city to get circumcised as a sign of loyalty, then while everyone was recovering, they invaded and killed all the men. Glad we've got that big book of morals to follow.

RedFlower · F

@Dolimyte whats all this obsession with circumcission anyway

KingBlue · M

@RedFlower obsession? it never really was even a choice!

RedFlower · F

@KingBlue well one guy must initially have the idea to cut this off.. and somehow everyone else in the village was lie.. yeah thats a great idea..

how did things like this start ?

Dolimyte · 41-45, M

@RedFlower
God's to do list

Create universe
Evict tenants from garden
Obsess over dick skin

KingBlue · M

@RedFlower perhaps the more disturbing part of this story is how it was decided to perform them, save the tips, and give them as gifts!

SomeMichGuy · M

@RedFlower Circumcision is part of the Abrahamic covenant.