American media is stup*d.

There was a story in my phone's feed about a local man who got shot. He was pronounced d3ad on the scene.

Anyways it goes on to identify the victim and said the coroner would determine the exact cause and manner of his d3ath.

I think I know how he met his demise. I bet a random piano or maybe a safe probably fell out of the sky and happened to squash him.

I ought to get in touch with the coroner to tell him that. I mean since it is a big mystery about how he passed away, we need to eliminate possibilities. 🙄