We Can Prevent The USA And The World From Going Into A Recession

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America:

If CNN were smart, they’d open up a Conservative network, only have me on, and it would be the most successful network in History. Fox only made it because of me, Twitter only made it because of me, and even Facebook is now in the tubes, having lost almost $90 billion in value since I was taken off, which was considered one of the biggest mistakes in business over the last two years, because with Trump go tens of millions of people who believe in MAGA, who want to Make America Great Again, and Put America First!

PS: this is for real, not a parody.

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Ynotisay · M

Woah. After the first sentence I thought it was a joke. I had to look it up. He really said that.
Holy shit. I've heard the word a lot lately but he really is melting down. This is unhinged.

Northwest · M

@Ynotisay this is not a joke

softspokenman · M

The "Narcissistic Personality Disorder" with an insatiable ego. 'Everybody owes me'.

tindrummer · M

This kind of idiocy says as much about his supporters as him.

SW-User

@tindrummer which is a problem, scientists need to cure idiocy before humanity is extinct.

Northwest · M

@SW-User Problem is that when they develop a vaccine for it, the same idiots will not take it.

Elessar · 26-30, M

Well he must know, he's the guy who inflated the market by gifting $2,000,000,000,000 to corporations in a totally-not-socialist move 🥴

SW-User

Delusion is YUGE! 🤦‍♀️

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