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Russian Oil Executive Has Heart Attack And Dies At Hospital

The chairman of the board of Russia’s largest private oil company Lukoil has died. A Lukoil statement said Ravil Maganov "passed away after a severe illness". Which is a technically correct statement, but not the exact cause of death.

Technically, he was found dead on the grounds, below his 6th story room. Fell out of a window, while trying to get some fresh air?

Lukoil was one of a few Russian companies to publicly call for an end to Russia’s military operation in Ukraine, calling in March for the “immediate cessation of the armed conflict.”
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Coroner culls through a drawer of special stamps, selects one, inks it, spams it down on the report, puts the stamp away, and smiles at the drying red phrase for the cause of death:

Внезапное желание прогуляться через открытое окно.

(Russian: "Sudden desire to take a walk through an open window.")