Hey, remember that time you read about some woman selling her farts in a jar?

Making 6 figures a year and you working like a chump?

Yeah I just remembered.

Everytime I login to SW I can’t help but think there’s at least one user here that sells jarred farts or some other shit to old losers willing to pay.

How do I exploit these people? 🤔

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SW-User

If only I knew how to do that 😔

funfan · 51-55, M

@SW-User If you're sexy enough, plenty of men will pay for anything you offer them.

SW-User

@funfan but first I need to learn how to do that

Teggy

@SW-User bruh. ME TOO

Rutterman · 46-50, M

There was some girl on Instagram who announced she was selling her dirty bath water for 30 dollars a bottle. The bottles reportedly sold out immediately. No, I didn't buy any.

If you want to sell farts in a jar, you'll need to create a female profile to have any success. I'm sure you'd get a few takers here if you did.

Teggy

@Rutterman it’s insane how people buy the stupidest things. I never understood. 🤔

HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45

Didn't she ebd up sick from farting so much??? 🤔

Teggy

@HootyTheNightOwl I really hope not 😩

HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45

@Teggy https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/17229349/stephanie-matto-farts-jar-sale/

sodaa · VIP

from a 90day fiancee to fart seller

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

I think I might do this because I have no shame 🤣

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