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News Flash - Santa Claus exempted from Curfew in North Carolina [Breaking News]

In a COVID-19 News Conference on Dec 23rd, Governor Roy Cooper of North Carolina said that a certain individual in a red suit, who drives a sleigh and distributes presents will be exempt from the statewide curfew !!!
Plenty of fantasy is already a part of this virus story. Why not a little more?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
He has a good lawyer?
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@vetguy1991 Must be the elf lobby !!! I hear they've been hanging out around the capital building this year offering candy canes to legislators
SW-User
Is it not kind of stupid, that our political leaders have to discuss this matter?
Elessar · 26-30, M
@NCCindy

It's also nice to see that politicians are human too !!!
As opposed to reptiles? 🦎

Jk, I just find that dumb theory hilarious lol
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@Elessar I'll defer that discussion until after Christmas !!!

I'm normally quite politically opinionated
Elessar · 26-30, M
@NCCindy Yeah, I didn't mean to trigger a political discussion, just thought of the reptile theory reading the words "politicians" and "humans" close to one another lol
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
I wonder if my red suit still fits? 🤔
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@NCCindy it’s as if you know me! 😄
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@Ambroseguy80 We date back to EP ... I sure do !!!
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@NCCindy we do! 😮

I almost forgot that
Santa is immune from all diseases, he is magic 😷
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@FreeSpirit1 The governor still told him to be sure to wear a mask !!!
@NCCindy That's to prevent Him infecting others. Naturally, He's immune Himself.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Because a virus obeys curfew.
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@MrBrownstone The Governor also said that we should only visit with close relatives ... He must have a lot of relatives ...

North Carolina isn't West Virginia !!!
@MrBrownstone Sure it does... it knows to avoid schools as well... very clever virus this one is!!!
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Politicians are always making exceptions to the rules
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@MarineBob I'm gonna give him on freebie this time ... even if I didn't vote for him !!!
MarineBob · 56-60, M
@NCCindy Santa can come but you're not supposed to go shopping
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@MarineBob The stores are not closed here !!!

The fact that NC is virtually dead even between Democrats and Republicans tends to keep our politicians very middle of the road.

We're the state that sent both Jessie Helms and John Edwards to the Senate !!!
Ok but is he exempt from masks? What about how much worse the virus is after hours?
just taking a few minute break, Merry Christmas
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@saragoodtimes Enjoy the quiet before everyone arrives ...

And a Merry Christmas to you too !!!

You've gotten to see only my second post of SW !!!
Ksmile14 · F
Hope he's wearing PPE :P
NCCindy · 36-40, F
@Ksmile14 The Governor didn't mention if he's also exempt from the statewide mask ordinance !!!
Ksmile14 · F
@NCCindy Lucky Santa!!! I wanna stay out late creeping in people's houses too :P lol
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@NCCindy Your my future My Friend With Benefits
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
This news In july?

Come on--
Old Saint Nick ain't worried about non'a that right now.

Sir Kris Kringle is in the shed with the elves bowling..

SOME ELVES DONT LIKE TO BOWL

@SledgeHammer this post is from Christmas Eve
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Callmewhatyouwill I am aware... but we're in July now
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MisterGrey · 41-45, M
I have my anti-bac ready to douse him the minute he appears in our chimney
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@NCCindy Will I Watch You Have Cyber Sex With Guys On Here,

 
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