If a tree falls in the woods, does HumanEarth make a sound?

Yes apparently you like to squeal LOL

Let’s look at this, a tree falling has expended energy by certain vibration and oscillation. Human Earth expends energy by a number of means, possibly vocal cords, possibly by moving objects. Therefore a probability exists that Human Earth provides a noise if heard by herself and others, in the form of audible frequencies. The word “timber” is often associated with such activity. However this only a sound processed by a transducer(s), of which the human hearing system is a part of, 20-20KHZ is the approximation of frequencies. Prior to that it is energy and vibrations.

yes. the sound will be indiscernible to most HumanCreatures but to the English speaking folks the sound roughly translates to "you're not driving you're just steering!!"

Not if it falls on him.

Depends if you roll over or not!