Humans Are Merely Complicated House Plants

So I'm going to tell you. Don’t forget to drink some water and get some sun. Now you’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions.

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Magenta · F

Hmm well, my houseplants seem happy, sooo. Oh and don't forget to repot in fresh soil at times and prune back some of the stems. 😄

WoWgirll · 36-40, F

What a friendly guy .

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

Hey that is my saying I have been saying that for years calling people house plants and walking ferns

Pretty much.

Gibbon · 70-79, M

I'm a Venus Reeses trap.

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