I think I’ll stick with these

looks like someones undies after they've been to taco bell...

Those ones look like old and mouldy found hidden under the house.

Eww they look like they’ve never been washed in years

I bet it has that "earthy" scent.

Which plant died in those?

Looks like they have been soiled in a few to many times.

Is it colorfast?

I bet you wear them

Standard SW user's underwear

Omg I can see two dogs!

Ok who stole the piss fetishers undies