A parrot swallows a V*agra tablet......

His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks.

The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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fun4us2b · M

Where's that eyeroll emoji?

bookerdana · M

@fun4us2b who is dat

fun4us2b · M

@bookerdana That's the chicken before freezing! Did you get the silly joke??

bookerdana · M

@fun4us2b not yer image joke

The song was not on my first tape BUT this was

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bookerdana · M

@fun4us2b You need to do this,man

I see, said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw👀