Why does the devil beat his wife?

bright and sunny out?

Devil doesn't have a wife

Satan doesn’t beat me

The devil has a wife?

she made his life hell

Be sure he is an evil bastard. That's who he is.

Thats what the bitch gets for over cooking my steak

The same damn reason someone posts about wife beating - too selfcentred to care or even think it hurts or brings back trauma to anyone.