I once got so upset and furious, visibly and loudly, a man tried to bribe me by offering to buy me a house

In exchange of me "calming down".

That set the standard pretty high. Don't ask me to calm down without an offering.

Humor aside, of course I didn't accept that. It was a bribe. I would have taken a private jet.

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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Speaking of, I was trying to get Gerry to finance the private jet. He blocked me.

Miram · 31-35, F

@basilfawlty89 I been asking men from Gulf countries to buy me aircrafts. I started doing it long before they gifted Trump yet failed.

Thinking about changing my strategy. Shave my head, paint myself orange and make several threads about piss and tariffs

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Miram · 31-35, F

@basilfawlty89 The French.

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@Miram Belgians are just French with speculaas, so I'm on board

val70 · 51-55

@basilfawlty89 No, we're not. Just try that joke here and you'll feel the effect alright

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val70 · 51-55

@basilfawlty89 Nah, I'll send my best agent around there. She's Welsh 😎