I Love Hunting Deer

Yes, but I don't kill them. I enjoy tracking them (also known as real hunting), and photographing them. They're amazing animals. My dad wrestled a deer once. There was a buck that wouldn't get off the road. He rolled his window down and said, "Here, Bambi!" Sure enough, it walked up to him. He saw that he was wearing a collar, so my dad attempted to read the tag. The details are fuzzy, but my dad had him by the antlers, and it threw my dad into the ditch. I'm not sure what the fuss was about, but my dad's ass was kicked by a deer.