Woke up like something's different today...

I go open the window, and I see perfectly. «Holy f*ck! A miracle! I can see!» while double checking that the glasses are effectively sitting on the desk

I had just forgot to take out contacts before going to bed 🥴

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Stephie · F

Could it be that the doves let you sleep today and that you were so taken aback that you had your breakfast all for yourself instead of sharing?

Maybe someone did indeed take care of them...

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Stephie · F

@Elessar I have heard about Corona. Don't mention it. It was a nightmare a few years back 🤨

Elessar · 31-35, M

@Stephie We live in the reality in which they needed to issue an official statement to say they weren't related with the virus

Stephie · F

@Elessar I did hear about that. They were ahead of their time with their brand name.

SomeMichGuy · M

Sir...that is not a classical problem. Trajan never had that!

Elessar · 31-35, M

@SomeMichGuy That's because capitalism wants me to be sitting 8h in front of a computer, instead of conquering Mesopotamia*

SomeMichGuy · M

@Elessar If you didn't have those d*mn birds waking you up, Mesopotamia would be quaking in fear, I'm sure.

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