Joke ::Old Still funny but ya knew iit wan't gonna end well: A couple of guys are walking in the woods
when they encounter a venomous snake
The snake feels threatened and bites one of the friends on the penis
Both panicking, the friend who got bit says “do something!” So the other friend decides to call his doctor.
He says “hey doc, my friend got bit by a venomous snake and I don’t know what to do!”
The doctor says “you do the same thing with any venomous bite, you have to suck the poison out.”
The friend that got bitten looks at his friend and says. “Well, what do we do?”
The friend hangs up and says “he says you’re gonna die”