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6:30 long joke:: So the Lone Ranger is riding down the range

when he gets captured by some Indians...


The tribal leader shows the Lone Ranger his deepest respect because the Ranger is considered an honorable man. The leader offers the Ranger three wishes before the Ranger is to be put to death by fire.

The Ranger calls for his faithful horse, Silver, and whispers in the horse's ear. The horse rides off into the distance and a short time later returns with a beautiful blonde riding in his saddle.

The tribal leader is impressed and offers his personal tent to the Ranger. After some time in the tent the Ranger emerges and asks for his horse again. He whispers in the horse's ear and Silver darts off into the distance. Silver returns with a beautiful brunette on his saddle.

The tribal leader is impressed yet again. He gestures toward his tent. Once the Ranger emerges from the tent he asks to see his horse one last time.

The Ranger slaps Silver as hard as he can and says "Read my lips you stupid horse! I said posse!"

 
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