4am poster time of death joke:: Back in the 70's there was an old professor
who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
At the next class session, the professor walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow”