Almost Dad joke TW Beware::A visitor in the hospital is walking through the newborns room.
He looks at one baby and smiles:
Man: Hi, I'm George. What's your name?
Baby: Alex.
The man looks at him in shock:
George: When were you born?
Alex: Three days ago, at 6:20 P.M.
George: Who are your parents?
Alex: My Mom is Laura Princeton, she is a programmer, in room number 6. Dad is Thomas Princeton, an engineer, should come visiting in three hours.
George: Amazing! How do you know all that already?
Alex: Come on, what kind of question is that? I wasn't born yesterday, you know.