Poster Time of Doom joke:::: My son just ran up to me waving his tablet and screaming...

Son: ‘Daddy, my Internet isn’t working.’

Me: ‘What is it?’

Son: ‘It’s a worldwide network of computers and other systems that all speak to each other, but that’s not important right now.’

Turns out he’d put it in Airplane mode by accident.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue. .......