Joke::Old:long to boot::The chairman of a big company found his car wouldn’t start, so he called the car pool
A cheerful voice answered, “Car pool!”
The chairman said, “What cars do you have available?”
The voice replied, “Well, we’ve got vans for the factory runs, Mondeos for the sales team, BMWs for the directors… And one big fancy Mercedes for Fatty, our chairman.”
The chairman said, sharply, “Do you know who you are speaking to?”
“No,” the voice replied.
“This is your chairman.”
Another pause.
Then the voice calmly said, “…Do you know who YOU’RE speaking to?”
“No,” said the chairman.
“Good,” said the voice. “So long, Fatty.”
The chairman said, “What cars do you have available?”
The voice replied, “Well, we’ve got vans for the factory runs, Mondeos for the sales team, BMWs for the directors… And one big fancy Mercedes for Fatty, our chairman.”
The chairman said, sharply, “Do you know who you are speaking to?”
“No,” the voice replied.
“This is your chairman.”
Another pause.
Then the voice calmly said, “…Do you know who YOU’RE speaking to?”
“No,” said the chairman.
“Good,” said the voice. “So long, Fatty.”
