joke::::John is in prison and he gets a letter from his father, who is getting up in years.

His father says he doesn't know how he's going to prepare the garden this year without his son's help.

John knows his mail is being monitored at the prison, so he writes back to his Dad and tells him, whatever you do, don't dig up the back yard.

The next day a bunch of cops show up and dig up the whole yard, looking for the missing money, but they never find a thing.

John then writes to his Dad and tells him to go ahead and plant the garden. "It's the best I could do under the circumstances."