The CIA, MI-6, and the KGB decide to have a contest ......joke comrade
to see who can find a rabbit in a parcel of woods.
The CIA goes in. After two hours they come out to report there is no rabbit, there has never been a rabbit, nor will there ever be a rabbit.
MI-6 goes in. After two hours they report they found the rabbit but it defected to the communists before they could catch it.
The KGB goes in. Fifteen minutes later they come out with a grizzly bear. It’s missing half its fur, it’s battered and bruised all over, and says “Ok,Ok, I’m a rabbit.”
The CIA goes in. After two hours they come out to report there is no rabbit, there has never been a rabbit, nor will there ever be a rabbit.
MI-6 goes in. After two hours they report they found the rabbit but it defected to the communists before they could catch it.
The KGB goes in. Fifteen minutes later they come out with a grizzly bear. It’s missing half its fur, it’s battered and bruised all over, and says “Ok,Ok, I’m a rabbit.”
